Doctor: so, yes, you definitely have an infection. I'm going to give you a course of antibiotics.
Me: Oh, great, thanks.
[pause]
Me: So, um, will I be able to drink alcohol while I'm taking them?
Doctor: Well, it's not advisable. But [leans forward confidentially and winks] you can have a glass of wine.
Me: Ah, that's um, nice.
[another pause while Doctor looks up my records on her PC]
Doctor: Hmm, there is one note that's popped up on the computer. It says I should ask you about your smoking...?
Me: Smoking! Oh no, I don't smoke anymore. I gave up ages ago.
Doctor: Right. When, exactly?
Me: [thinks hard and tries to ignore cigarettes smoked last Wednesday]. About erm... 4 years ago?
Doctor: Well done! [like hell you did]. Well, here's your prescription, hope you feel better soon.
Me: Um, sorry, just one more quick question. I mean I haven't, errr, been, you know, while I... but when can I, um, well, er, [speaks really quickly] WHENCANIHAVESEX?
It's a good job I work in an industry that requires me to be articulate, eloquent and diplomatic at all times isn't it?
The answer, by the way, is whenever I want to! hurrah. But here's a top tip: always go to the toilet afterwards and try to wee. Here endeth the lesson (I hope).
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With the CAPITALS, I thought you had SHOUTED it across the Doctors' surgery. Which would be tres amusing!
i think i managed to maintain my normal pitch... but it did come out slightly desperately!
*rolls on floor in laughter*
Congratulations on STILL BEING ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX!!
Lols! Love it!
confuddled - THANK YOU! ;)
grace - the mortification...!
It could have been a lot worse... however, right now i'm really struggling to think of how :-P
I can't believe it's been four years since we met up!
Dude, that's classic.
But she didn't mention, I see, as to why you had one in the first place. :)
grace - it certainly wasn't my finest hour!
FA - how time flies ;)
Peas - somehow I think she probably suspected ;)
Hurrah for Sex and Ciggies (sly ones of course)!
You sneaky, lucky bitch you!
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