We're talking sitting at work sweating wine, being unable to sit still or stand up, feeling sick but starving at the same time, trying without much success to string a sentence together and having the attention span of a gnat's arsehole. All while attempting to provide intelligent coverage of a story about the BBC having to lose 2000 staff (I can't bring myself to go through it all again here so all I'll do is quote Jeremy Paxman who, back in August, said it was 'something of a mystery' to him that there could be a 'budget crisis in an organisation with an assured income of £3.5bn'. Quite). Oh and then there's been the other meeja tale of pesky ITV making £18m out of fake tv competitions and votes. Tsk. But honestly, who is stupid enough to ring these shows anyway?
That pretty much sums up both my mood and my day. I haven't had a hangover this bad in ages. It's like all the hangovers I've ever managed to escape have returned to haunt me at once. Just my luck that this has to occur on the busiest working day I've had in ages. Thank you, God Beadle.
PS MC and I have a new toy. I never knew cock rings could be such fun...
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8 comments:
HMMMmmmmmmm, cock rings....wait for the marital aides and then you'll definitely have something to write about!
Oh dear...how's that overshare at the end...are they really worth buying?!? Mmm...
As for the hangover...gawd...made me all vomitty just by reading that! You must have had a great fanfuckingtastic time though!
Go Bokke!
Gooood luck with el hangover babe.
So the cock rings are worth a spin are they?
they're worth checking out I think (the one we got has a little vibrator on it too!)
Possibly the best blog post of all time. It's got it all!
Now, how do the cock rings help the guy ?!
they make the dangle more sensitive to everything that comes its way (and on a visual level, looking bigger down there can increase one's sense of prowess). kind of not unlike shaving one's balls.
that was a comment from the hung fairy, by the way.
Now I'm confused!
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